Einstein was busily working in his lab when CNN announced that US again went to one of the gulf nations. This time it is Libya. The glass tube, which Einstein was holding at very moment, containing nascent Die-Ammonium-Desperate Peroxide, blew . The explosion sent golden oily rings in the atmosphere.
Frustrated by his series of failed oily experiments and armed with the new news about US arms interest in the controversial oil nation, his over-worked brain started to make new equations. With all knowledge of calculus, trigonometry, algebra and geometry; he tried to find what oily profit US will make from gulf strikes. He also tried to implement quadratic equation of Bush Law of Saddam Hussain but he was not getting any lead.
He looked out of his window and saw the boat of Popeye, the Sailor man, floating at the shore. Hmmm.. Popeye is back again at Superman's home, flirting with Superman's wife, as Superman was busy saving the world. Einstein hatched an idea. He wanted real sample data to synthesize the much needed Gulf American Equation.He sneaked out from his house and ran to the Popeye's unguarded boat. Taking the compass, he had once stolen from Jack Sparrow, one of the fallen Pirates of Caribbean, Einstein started to sail towards the gulf.
The exclusive image of Einstein, on his way to Gulf, that you see at start of the article, was taken by a National Geographic photographer, who was out there in the Atlantic, trying to take pictures of whales while they were mating.
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